Remember the dusty map that they found in the attic in The Goonies? I’ve found something just as valuable. I don’t even know where it came from. My wife claims a blond intern gave it to me but of this I have absolutely no memory, honest. I’m not one for recipes but this one is magic (according to the paper it’s written on)! It will stop the itch. Stop the pain. Stop the inflammation. Well, maybe not. But I’ll guarantee this: it will stop the itch for cookies. Don’t...